"Emotionally Unavailable Top" Unisex Tee
$15.67
"Emotionally Unavailable Top" Unisex Tee
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"Emotionally Unavailable Top" Unisex Tee

$15.67
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A cheeky nod to the infamous gay dating trope: the emotionally unavailable top. Anime-inspired art and a just-lit cigarette capture the exact energy of someone who says “I’m not looking for anything serious” before forgetting your name mid-hookup. Camp, tragic, painfully relatable—wear it as a warning or a badge of honor.


Made with 100% lightweight cotton

Retail fit for casual comfort

Humane & sustainable Bella+Canvas manufacturing

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Emotionally Unavailable Top

This design is a cheeky nod to one of the most infamous gay dating tropes: the emotionally unavailable top. <br>

It's camp, it’s tragic, it’s painfully relatable—just like your last situationship. Wear it as a warning or a badge of honor. We’re not judging (but your therapist might be).

Sultry anime-inspired art
A freshly lit cigarette that *should* serve as a red flag
Gives “I’m not looking for anything serious” before forgetting your name mid-hookup.
Printed to hold up when you do.