"Emotionally Unavailable Top" Unisex Tee

Emotionally Unavailable Top

This design is a cheeky nod to one of the most infamous gay dating tropes: the emotionally unavailable top. With sultry anime-inspired art and a freshly lit cigarette that *should* serve as a red flag, it captures the exact energy of someone who says “I’m not looking for anything serious” before forgetting your name mid-hookup. It's camp, it’s tragic, it’s painfully relatable—just like your last situationship. Wear it as a warning or a badge of honor. We’re not judging (but your therapist might be).